What happened to Wilson?

It's just you and I now, Al Gore.

Penguin - "Well this is one video that's not going viral"

Do you know the way to San Jose'???

Dude, they told me it was formal dress. I wore my tux!

This isn't Antarctica? That will teach me to get directions from an Italian cruise ship captain.

You had one job, keep a look out for ice bergs! What happened?

I'm lost, can you help me ?

So.... Come here often?

Well I brought the ice for the Piña Coladas.

This place is too small for the both of us. One has to go!

Dude, where did you think I'd be?

You regret killing the electric car. Just admit it.

Ha, Ha- I get it. A penguin with a sunburn. What's black and white and red all over? Very funny

Don’t mess with me! I bit a presidential candidate

Penguin- Watch out for the coconuts above your head !!!

Mike G

You can go ahead and shave the playoff beard. The Penguins lost a long time ago.

I forgot my O-Pass. Is this the cash lane at this atoll?

Hey, did you happen to see Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth?

Glasgow: Don't worry Drew , you will be going too trial soon! I promise or may a shark eat me!

hmmm I should have taken a left at Albuquerque

You said there was going to be a tiki bar!?!

I know Tom Hanks. You sir are no Tom Hanks

so tom hows the tooth

Hey hungry eyes, these aren't chicken wings.

Going 44% on the penalty kill earned me this early vacation.

So I was thinking you don't need the beard and hair so maybe I could use it for my nest while you have a makeover, I heard those are big now days.

Aren't you dressing for dinner?

Penguin- So...what's the catch of the day?

Why is the Pope always late? We would have been done with this joke hours ago!

Penguin: Are you paying too much for your car insurance?