Add the Punchline to Our UFO Abduction Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Ellis Maldonado, who provided the winning punchline to last week's begging man cartoon:
See, Lois ... you CAN teach an old Doug new tricks!
Michael Clatworthy
7:15 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Damn....I loved that dog.
Colin C.
7:27 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
We'll be back after the election!
sarah b
7:31 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Alien 1 to Alien 2 "We only need creatures showing signs of intelligence"
Kandis Kuklinski
11:14 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Love this one! Good one, Sarah!
High Hopes for OL
7:40 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Im guessing your not making dinner tonight???
Greg Nelson
7:48 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
I can't even walk the dog in the park anymore without getting picked up on.
or
Now there is something you don't see everyday someone giving someone a lift.
Steven M. Rossetti
7:53 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Let me know which one wins the intelligent life form award!
ALLEN GERHARD
7:28 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Call me... Allen
Steve Luby
8:06 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
I knew I should have brought my mother-in-law along for the walk!
JohnOscar
8:19 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
"CAREFUL,this is a catch an release zone, Mork!"
jaskie1505
8:20 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
When you said you "had to get away", you really meant it.
Jim Schoeberlein
8:23 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
"I guess they didn't want them either!"
Dan Biegler
8:26 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Honny, don't leave me to pay these property taxes alone!
Patrick Pelling
9:01 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
I know you wanted to go on vacation but isn't this a little extreme ?
jaskie1505
9:04 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
You honestly think they will like your mother any better....
Al Diaz
9:10 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
How am I going to explain this?
Malcolm Wyllie
9:23 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
I guess next time I'll clean up the dogs poop.
Steven P. Eng
9:34 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
They said, "You're money or your LIFE!!!"
Brian
9:51 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Aliens: You relax tonight, we will train them for you!!!!
bobo
10:11 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
the fast way to end your dead end relationship
genevaman
11:35 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
"JIM! HELP! WHAT SHOULD I DO???"
"LET GO OF THE LEASH!"
Lisa
11:46 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
If I save the dog, she would come too, she still has a hold of the leash. Hmm. Good bye Jake, you were a good dog!
Annette MacLean
11:48 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
The enlightened ones will rise December 21, 2012
James Dziak
11:57 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Damn her butt is BIG!
Dawn Harrington
12:00 pm on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Uhhh, I'm sorry honey! But you know what they say! Women and children first!
Michael Koch
12:08 pm on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Finally! Some peace and quiet!
Tim rice
12:52 pm on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Darn, we were about to kiss and make up. Well, that girl with the poodle just walked by a few seconds ago. Maybe I can cath up to her.
Aaron
2:23 pm on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Oh.........you're back.
Jennifer Meyer
4:05 pm on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Woman: "Aren't you going to help us?!?"
Man: "Don't worry, they'll bring you back as soon as they see how much you eat."
Dog: "Did somebody say eat?"
Jim Webb
8:02 pm on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Honey, grab me a beer will ya?
JPauly
6:14 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Dog: "Why do these aliens always have to be so surreal!? Someone's going to need a bath tonight!"
James
7:57 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
There is a god!
Lisa Legler
9:28 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Hey...is that the song ""Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyd the Aliens are playing? Whew! This could have been bad...At least I got the dog. (woman singing as she departs) " if I leave here tomorrow..."
Mike
5:30 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Let's see you say "Not tonight, I have a headache" when they probe you.
Jim Shepherd
10:03 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Don't just sit there. Help. Look what this contraption is doing to my hair.
Kristi Ziegler
2:00 pm on Friday, June 15, 2012
If you both fart at the same time, the gravitational pull will disengage!
Jordan G.
2:24 pm on Friday, June 15, 2012
My prayers have been answered!!!
forget me
8:35 pm on Saturday, June 16, 2012
Close encounters of the big behind
forget me
8:52 pm on Saturday, June 16, 2012
Meet George jetson-his boy elroy-by the looks of that booty id say that's Jane his wife!